They must have gotten it from their father.

This morning I was washing the wallpaper glue off the hallway since I started this project 2 months ago and figured it was about time. I had gloves on, because God forbid I ruin my manicure!

Noah: "Why are you wearing those gloves?"

Me: "Because I'm using chemicals and I don't want to burn my skin." (shut up, it's not that big of a lie)

Noah: "But you don't have tentacles, only Squidward does"

It took me a while to figure out wth he was talking about.

No, Noah. Not tentacles. Not testicles, either. CHEMICALS.