Randomness

Not quite sure I can form coherent thoughts this week, so here's a summary of what is going on in my life and head.

Dh bought a power washer this weekend. Since he had a power washer, he decided he'd clean the garage. So, he emptied it and it looks lovely now. What can I buy that will make him decide to do that to the rest of the house? Is there a Guy Vacuum that might inspire?

Noah is 4 today. Still pooping his pants. But funny as ever. We took the kids to Macaroni Grill for dinner and they brought him a big ass piece of cake. He said I could share it. So, I had about 3 bites when he said "that's enough halfs for you." Then, today, I told him we had to go to Target. He sighed and said "I just HATE Target." LMAO Love that kid. When he doesn't smell like the ass end of an ass.

My cleaning lady is here! New one started today. She's rockin so far, even cleaning fingerprints off the wall. She's hourly, and I told her to stay "how ever long it takes". I'm going to owe her approximately $925 when she's done.

Just to make me sound even more pretentious than that last comment did, my new nanny starts tomorrow. I can't figure out what I want to do first. She's going to come Tuesdays and Thursdays. Only Tuesday this week though. I should study since this is finals week and I've totally faked my way through these last 3 chapters. But that doesn't sound like a fun way to spend my first Nanny day, now does it? I think I need to make some Mojitos and sit on the patio. And, uh, study! Yeah, I'm out here studying. Damn I have good ideas.

I got a Blackberry. Seems weird for someone who refuses to use the phone and never leaves the house, I know. It's more an appointment keeper than anything. I have it set to remind me of EVERYTHING. 8:55 am, don't forget the cupcakes. 11:30pm go to Target. Of course, it's beeping all damn day, but I'm totally on top of things! While at Target, I bought a bluetooth earpiece. Came with 33 different designs you can use on it. Dh asked me what the charge and talk times were. Who the hell cares as long as it matches my outfit. Men.

Speaking of cupcakes and Noah's birthday... I bought a huge spread of GORGEOUS cupcakes at Sams on Saturday for him to take to school (see how on top of things I am now?). Then, on the way to put them in the car, I tripped over the gate and dropped them. Had to go to Bakery at 8:30 am. Very annoying. Noah taking cupcakes to school ended up costing me $24. Hope they were good.

I think that's all! If there's anything else, I'll put it in my Blackberry and remind myself to post it!