The Woman Always Knows
I sometimes wonder if my grandmother is up there spiritually... Participating in my life, and mostly just getting the last laugh, as she so loved to do. If I ever doubted before, all doubt is gone now.
For months I have beenbegging suggesting that GWH get a new laptop bag. His current one was just ugly. Ass ugly. I found a great leather one at TJ Maxx, nice brand name, the whole thing. He wouldn't let me buy it, because "nothing was wrong" with the one he had.
I decided that would be what he got for his birthday. Despite him telling me that he wanted this tool or that tool. "Don't care what you want", I'd think. He'd be getting the bag.
He almost had me talked out of buying him anything. Almost.
I met him for lunch on Monday. Monday was his birthday. Important to note that Monday was actually his birthday. As he was getting out of his car, he grabbed his laptop case and...
get ready for it....
remember, it's HIS BIRTHDAY....
It BROKE!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I told him he needed a new one. ;)
So, guess what he got for his birthday!
Thanks, Grandma, for the sweet sweet irony.
For months I have been
I decided that would be what he got for his birthday. Despite him telling me that he wanted this tool or that tool. "Don't care what you want", I'd think. He'd be getting the bag.
He almost had me talked out of buying him anything. Almost.
I met him for lunch on Monday. Monday was his birthday. Important to note that Monday was actually his birthday. As he was getting out of his car, he grabbed his laptop case and...
get ready for it....
remember, it's HIS BIRTHDAY....
It BROKE!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I told him he needed a new one. ;)
So, guess what he got for his birthday!
Thanks, Grandma, for the sweet sweet irony.
Labels: Dangerous Musings


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Are we to believe that you had nothing to do with it breaking?
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