I am Full of Good Ideas

Things I would invent, if I could.

A bathtub that stays full. Like a hottub for kids. Except to bathe in. Of course, it would have some kind of fancy pants filtration system, because a tub full of dirty kid soap water is really not a winner. Also, the tub would not be on the floor, it would be built up taller so that I could bathe a baby without needing chiropractic services.

A clothes dryer that folds the clothes. No, wait... Kids that actually put them away right* would be even better. I can wash, dry, fold all day long, but putting it away is my nemesis.

A self-cleaning house. Duh.

A self-emptying garbage can for the car. You know, you put the garbage in and then it disappears never to be seen again, like when you poo on an airplane.

Voice activated Blogger. I normally think of clever and witty things to blog about while I'm walking up the stairs (clearly NOT with laundry) or driving in the car or playing Parcheesi or something. I need a little device that I could just speak my undoubtedly profound thoughts into and POOF a blog entry.

*Right meaning actually in the carefully labeled drawers** where they belong and not in a big heap at the bottom of the closet.
**Yes I labeled their drawers.